Monday, May 10

180 over 90

To the woman in front of me in the Safeway express lane:

You, or someone like you, is going to be the reason I die of a heart attack at age 36.

If you have 30 items and are paying by check, don't get in an express lane. Also: please don't block the only exit with your shopping cart so just when I thought I was finally done with you, you find a way to inconvenience me again.

Honestly, I don't know how you function in the real world.

3 comments:

  1. So frustrating. Next time, show her those gorgeous teeth of yours and she'll let you go ahead.

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  2. Or people who go to the drive up window at the bank who 1) don't have their account number 2) or a withdrawal/deposit slip AND pen 3) OH, and they want to get a Cashier's check.

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