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My first Sunday here, not one, but TWO people bore their testimony about escaping from a bear It's already been - 10° Even though its gambling, I played Bingo with the Relief Society President More than one boy has already taken me out to dinner Lots of people here love Skipbo It was a rough start, but there have been at least 3 conversations (not just compliments, whole conversations!) about how cool my glasses are Most people in the ward refer to me as "the trendy Mark" I got a pair of Hugo Boss dress shoes that are bitchin' One girl refers to me as "Hot Mark" You have to plug in your car here at night, or it won't start in the morning I've heard three of the most homophobic things ever here -- it feels like I'm in Utah I've had the time to finish Weeds and The Chronicles of Narnia since I've been here I appreciate people back home a lot more Work is easy I think most people here genuinely think I'm a cool, lovable guy I don't have to work 70 hours a week My CraigsList roommate hasn't killed me yet I get paid for lunch I haven't cried since my first couple of days here I have stuff to do every night I choose to
you had time to finish the Chronicles? Which was your favorite.... oh. you mean the movie :(
ReplyDeleteBoyd, if you see this... There is something messed up with your comments, you can't leave any on your blog.... Email me: markersjohnson@gmail.com If not, your blog is awesome, keep it up! I love reading it.
ReplyDeleteWait... what do Hugo Boss shoes have to do with Alaska?
ReplyDeleteI like that you played Bingo with the Relief Society President too.
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