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I'm going to Disney World!

"All our dreams can come true, if we have the have the courage to pursue them." - Walt Disney

April Fools

I may have gone a little too far with my other blog, but to everyone I freaked out, I hope you learned a valuable lesson... "and that's why you don't play April Fool's jokes."

Justin Timberlake is a 7.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being Derek Child, 1 being fat kids with mullets eating lollipops, Justin Timberlake is a 7.

Bring plenty of $1s

After much searching, I finally found it. The speedo that I'm going to strip for Gina in. The speedo that's going to send her off into marital bliss after completely fulfilling her single life.

See you at the bachelorette party.